She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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