just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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