How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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