Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
