Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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