Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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