I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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