party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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