Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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