And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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