Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Randomize
