she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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