You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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