Porn is love you can see.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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