belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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