Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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