I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I wanna bring you to show and tell
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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