I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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