For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
