is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We're too hungover to prance.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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