i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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