I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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