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I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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