ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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