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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete

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• (315): View more from New York

  Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.

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• (+33): View more from France

  Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee

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• (347): View more from New York

  i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...

  (404): View more from Georgia

  sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea

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• (424): View more from California

  Update: I may or may not be in a cult

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  Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach

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