Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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