help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY