My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
handjob tips. give me some.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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