Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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