New low: just hacked my moms facebook
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.