come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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