hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina