Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.