There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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