That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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