If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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