I have demons in me.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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