OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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