Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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