On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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