What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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