Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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