Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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