i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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