i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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