I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We named our party play list daddy issues
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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