Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I would ride that face into the sunset
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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