im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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