Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
