I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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