dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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