Porn is love you can see.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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