All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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