Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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