i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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