We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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