new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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