my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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