Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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