brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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