quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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