No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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