ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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